# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We had sex on a dog bed..
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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