Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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