Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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