You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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