Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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