margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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