If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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