i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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