Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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