This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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