Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
only if we run a train.
done.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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