Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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