the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
It's like God shit irony all over that family
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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