my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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