she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
