One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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