I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
