He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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