your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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