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Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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