BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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