great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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