Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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