I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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