what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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