I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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