Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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