I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish I only lived at night.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Randomize
