if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
not ubering you a puppy
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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