We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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