Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you would pick up someone in the library
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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