Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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