Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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