things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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