Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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