Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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