But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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