how can u be prego again
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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