i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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