There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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