like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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