I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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