this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
he just fucked me for my cheese.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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