Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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