You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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