I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
