Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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