It's Friday. Sex?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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