i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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