You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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