I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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