i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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