What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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