That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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