Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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